Here ye, here ye, I come to spread the good word of the creature known as Clyde, an orange feline fellow with a taste for chaos and a heart that yearns for affection. He has been in power for more than nine years now, unfortunately sharing the throne with a smelly chihuahua for the past few years. Many think he’s but a simple domestic cat, but he is truly a fearsome leopard in disguise, attacking hairbands with the ferocity of ten lions! However, this feline isn’t the menace many think he is, he bends backward for a good pet and enjoys waking up slumbering innocents with headbutts and by furiously purring in their ears.
